the bachelor.

oh.  he's gonna do it.
he is.  jake is gonna pick
vienna.  he is.  i know it.  we all do.
the writing is on the wall.
its coming, so prepare yourself.
do good girls always finish last?
sweet little tinley, all she ever wanted was love.
true love.
and he is gonna drop her like a bad habit.
she does talk like a baby, but hey, we can't all be perfect.
but she can dance.
oh, i bet vienna can dance too alright...
uh-huh.
ever since she was 'strong' the day of the bungee jump.
he has been putty in her hands.
putty.
jake!
really?
he has been 'wooing' her ever since.
'wooing' her with 'awesomes' and 'amazings.'
so get ready.  prepare yourselves.
she is gettin' that final rose...
mark my words.
vienna, tinley and gia...
he would have had any one...

so here's to jake and vienna.
sittin in a tree,
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
first, comes love,
then, comes marriage,
then comes vienna with a baby carriage.

and we all know this is how it will work out.

right?  right.

(hey, it's my blog.  i can do what i want...thank you and good bye)

3 comments:

Lacie said...

I don't know if that was supposed to be funny or if you're just a weirdo, but it cracked me up. Favorite so far. :)

brad d said...

hahahahaa.....this is hilarious! where is little rose?? alvin (jake) looks so mischevious.

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