incase you were wondering where i was last night.

i was here.

hush.

don't be jealous.  it doesn't look good on you.

i was here, with these greased up, tanned up, muscled up...

(and we aren't talking about a new episode of jersey shore)

men?  

boys?  

guys?  

are they even real?

i am so confused.

it was a ruckus, i tell ya.

there was a lot of fightin' and wraslin.'

and even more yellin'.

i was a nervous wreck because they kept appearing to be hurt.

then he would tap my shoulder and remind me it was just pretend.

then i would stand up and holler "hit um harder!"

they're coming to atlanta soon..who's with me?