that afternoon when steven got home from church, he was at it again. cursing and saying undesirable words. at his wits end, steven grabbed that parrot by the neck, opened that freezer door and forcefully put the parrot in the freezer. slammed the door shut.
i'll teach him! steven though to himself.
after about twenty minutes steven opened the freezer and looked in. the parrot, blinking ice crystals out of his eyes and twitching from the cold looked at steven.
steven look at him.
steven, still frustrated, said, "do you have ANYTHING to say for yourself?"
"yeah, what'd that TURKEY do?"
and that my friends is your thanksgiving joke. my dad tells it every year...
*no animals were hurt in the writing of this joke for it is all pretend and the actual events did not happen.
happy
thanksgiving!
eat too much turkey!
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