since i'm the nanny i don't make the calls on the kids. i do what i am told and then execute the plan in the best way possible.
take hair for example.
when i take the boys to get hair cuts, i do as i am told. just a little trim, shorter on the sides and back. you know, a big boy haircut.
so i texted mom a big long text with a lot of i'm sorry and it was a misunderstanding and you know...that was after i begged the barber to just glue said hair all over the floor back to his head to which he said no.
and you think i am joking.
this is serious.
oh ms. jessica, look how well you can see my nice face now!
i kept my job, but lets just say i think my barber rights may be revoked.